"Hey, guys! Great idea! Let's sneak across the American border and instead of laying low, trying to find off-the-books jobs and build lives for ourselves, let's break into homes and broadcast it!"
A gang of illegal immigrants busted over a robbery at Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow’s Ohio home allegedly posed for photos with their stolen loot — including the NFL star’s personalized diamond-encrusted chains.
The trio of Chilean migrants are accused of snapping the brazen photos after allegedly storming Burrow’s $7.5 million home on Dec. 9 and making off with roughly $300,000 worth of his luxury possessions, federal prosecutors said.
Illegal immigrants pose with luxury loot stolen from NFL players home. U.S. District court for the Southern District of Ohio
Joe Burrow enters Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City on Jan. 30, 2022.Icon Sportswire via Getty Images
The photos, laid bare in a court documents, showed the alleged perps flashing Burrow’s watches, glasses, Louis Vuitton luggage and wads of cash.
The alleged gangbangers also posed wearing the NFL star’s “JB9” and “#9” chain necklaces, according to the feds.
Joe Burrow in Pittsburgh on Jan. 4. Charles LeClaire-Imagn Images
The images emerged as the suspects — Jordan Francisco Quiroga Sanchez, 22, Bastian Alejandro Orellana Morales, 23, and Sergio Andres Ortega Cabello, 38 — were indicted in federal court in Cincinnati on Wednesday.
With these chuckleheads in mind, here is our Fun Friday Quiz:
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Extra points for anyone who explains option #4 in the comments below!
A profound question to ponder indeed. Neuroplasticity principles suggest the more time you spend doing dumb stuff, the more likely you'll do more dumb, and dumber, stuff. The internet encourages that for sure, and incentivizes/monetizes you to encourage others into your positive feedback loop for dummies. So the dummy to non-dummy ratio should increase with time. But is there a self-correcting tipping point? Darwinian principles will kick in (think selfies taken while standing precariously on the edge of a cliff), so the dummy to non-dummy ratio should eventually settle at a point of equilibrium. High quality research is needed to explore this pressing question further. But who will be dumb enough to fund it?🤔 GoFundMe seems like a good place to start.
Christopher
They are up here as well. Its an organization that comes to North America as tourists and then stays or cashes out and goes back with their
" earnings" to Santiago.
In answer to the Question: Dumb as Shit
A profound question to ponder indeed. Neuroplasticity principles suggest the more time you spend doing dumb stuff, the more likely you'll do more dumb, and dumber, stuff. The internet encourages that for sure, and incentivizes/monetizes you to encourage others into your positive feedback loop for dummies. So the dummy to non-dummy ratio should increase with time. But is there a self-correcting tipping point? Darwinian principles will kick in (think selfies taken while standing precariously on the edge of a cliff), so the dummy to non-dummy ratio should eventually settle at a point of equilibrium. High quality research is needed to explore this pressing question further. But who will be dumb enough to fund it?🤔 GoFundMe seems like a good place to start.