Francesca Albanese issues a statement on the kidnapping of Qaid Farhan Al-Qadi
United Nations Chief-Jew-Hater-in-Residence, er, Special Rapporteur to the Hamas Government in Palestine, held a press conference to clear up any misinformation about the "hostage" Qaid al-Qadi.
Professional Jew Hater, er, UN Random Title Always Blaming Jews Francesca Albanese held a press conference to discuss the kidnapping by the IDF of “Israeli” Bedouin Qaid Farhan Al-Qadi.
[Here is the transcript of her comments:]
Two days ago, we witnessed further proof - as if any were needed - of the utter depravity of the Israeli Occupiers. In an act of war, the Jewish Oppressor’s Shock Troops continued their evil policy of trespassing on Palestinian land. Specifically, they were violating the sanctity of Gazans’ homes 300 meters underneath southern Gaza.
The Palestinian Brave Resistance sent their little children down into the dark for years to build these tunnels! The international community contributed billions of dollars to the United Nations so we could use that money well. We did not waste it on stupid things like proper education, or investment in productive businesses to grow the economy of the Gaza Strip!
Hell, no! We made sure to funnel all that cash into tunnels full of weapons and good places to hide Israeli hostages, for the betterment of all Palestine and the whole world!
What did the evil Zionists do? During their illegal trespassing incursion, they came across a fine Muslim man who was living happily in those tunnels, the better to support and commune with his Muslim brothers who are resisting the Zionist Entity’s illegal occupation of “Muslim Palestine” going back nine thousand years, even if Islam’s revelation only dates to the 7th century according to the evil Christian calendar.
As the wonderful American Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has told us time and again, you must resist the Jews’ white supremacist attempts to math you into hypnotism!
In a selfless act of brave resistance 326 days ago, the fine employees of UNRWA went out of their way - along with everyday Palestinians - to go into the Zionists’ illegally occupied land to liberate a few hundred people to become guests of the Gazan people. The fine Mr. Al-Qadi was one of those people.
As the Bulimic Hadid Sisters have told us all in between nude photoshoots the Hamas leaders would stone them to death for, the Zionist propagandists have tried to tell the world that the pampered guests of the Gazan People are “actually” hostages. Which is silly, because everyone knows their hosts bake them birthday cakes!
During his stay on the Prolonged Gazan Spa & Birthday Cake Holiday Package, Mr. Al-Qadi decided to shift accommodations to another tunnel nearby. He did not want to be a burden on his hosts, who were busy trying to protect him from Zionist bombs, so rather than ask them to move him one more time, he took it upon himself to find another suite to stay in.
Yes, he remained underground. He has a rare condition known as Vitamin D Surplus, so to live his healthiest best life, he must remain underground in complete darkness, with the most depleted oxygen levels possible.
The evil Jews stole him from that tunnel and then filled the airwaves with lies about his family in Occupied Palestine being happy to see him and even got some Jews to pretend to be doctors who were “treating him.” You’ll note the Zionist Dogs don’t tell us what he is being “treated” for - which they can’t because he is in tip top shape as a result of his time as a guest of the peace-loving Gazan People!
Death to the Zionist Occupiers!
Thank you all, especially the American taxpayers, for continuing to support the United Nations as we do the critically important work of helping Hamas, Hezbollah and Iran finish Hitler’s Final Solution for Global Happiness.
In a side note, I am pleased that even though they tried hard to find Gazan children to murder while kidnapping Mr. Al-Qadi, the Jews were unable to locate anybody to shoot. I am sure they will try hard to kill double their Fake Rescue Quota of Murdered Peace-Loving Gazans during their next kidnapping trespass incursion.