FBI Director Christopher Wray is Very Helpful
He's on my missing US$10.3 million which I was unaware of!
You know, sometimes I get a little cynical about the Federal Government. Not always, because I know how hard a large number of excellent Americans work in the bowels of Leviathan to make the nation function and even - dare I say it - improve.
Today was a glowing affirmation of the hard work the FBI does for us! On a Sunday morning, no less, I got a very helpful email from Director Wray. As you can see below, despite some odd grammatical errors and strange idiomatic phrasing, apparently my government has been hard at work investigating things and one result of those investigations is that I am owed $10,300,000 from Citibank! How good is that?
Pardon me while I contact Mr. Huddles with all of my relevant personal information. I’m wondering if that $10.3 million is net of taxes or if I’m going to have to file a special form with the IRS?
Has anyone else gotten this helpful notice from Mr. Wray about the millions you didn’t know you were owed?
What a country! What a time to be alive! What an FBI!